Mascot Deadpool: During the invasion of Earth a Skrull warship stopped to attack a human baseball game. Luckily, the team's mascot was actually Deadpool in disguise. Hooray!
Bob, Agent of Hydra: Bob was a cowardly Hydra goon that Deadpool tool on as a pet minion, forcing him to steal a plane, fight a dinosaur, be a pirate, and re-attach Deadpool's severed head.