They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.
Dumped by his girlfriend Rene, comic book fan Brodie has gone to the mall with his friend and fellow dumpee T.S. to take his mind off of things. But when they see that T.S.'s ex is filming a new dating show at the mall, the pair enlist the help of local criminals Jay and Silent Bob to sabotage the event.